Our groundbreaking and beloved mushroom chocolate bars are now available in a grown up version we are sure you’ll love.

Ever had a mushroom bar that made you feel like a wizard, only to realize later you forgot your laundry in the washer for two days straight? Look—we get the love for the euphoric bite of Amanita. But functional mushrooms like Lion’s Mane, Cordyceps, Reishi, and Chaga aren’t here to trip you out—they’re here to help you get your life together. Think clean focus, smooth energy, better moods, and gut support that doesn’t involve hearing colors or getting trapped in the wall paper. One Up Functional Bars bring all that feel-good magic without the psilocybin or the amanita—or the sketchy aftermath.

They’re legal. They’re safe. And honestly… you’ll probably still forget the laundry, but at least your brain will be firing when you remember.

**These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to prevent, diagnose, treat, or cure any disease or condition.**