Funfetti Mushroom Chocolate Bar
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Introducing One Up Mushroom Chocolate Bars: the first of their kind, 100% psilocybin-free and legal in 49 states (sorry, Louisiana!). These handcrafted delights blend the power of Lion’s Mane, Cordyceps, and Amanita Muscaria mushrooms into premium milk chocolate for a unique, uplifting experience. Lion’s Mane is your brain’s best friend, known to boost focus and mental clarity. Cordyceps keeps you energized and ready to take on the day, while Amanita Muscaria adds a layer of soothing calm and creativity. Whether you’re looking for a mild lift through microdosing or prefer a stronger, more immediate effect, our bars are crafted for your vibe.
Each bar is backed by science and transparency. A QR code on every package links directly to the batch’s test results, so you can verify ingredients and ensure the safety of what you’re consuming. Plus, with so many imposters out there, it’s also your key to confirming the authenticity of your One Up experience. Enjoy the benefits of functional mushrooms wrapped in the rich, creamy taste of artisanal milk chocolate, in ten flavors you’ll love. Pick your favorite, scan your code, and get ready for a treat that does more than just taste good.
This product and these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to prevent, diagnose, treat or cure any disease. Pregnant and nursing mothers should speak to a doctor before consuming these products.
This product is packaged in a facility shared by tree nuts, peanuts, soy, dairy, and wheat products.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.1375 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 6 × 2.5 × 0.5 in |
| product type | candybar, edible, |
christopher –
First of all, I don’t know why there isn’t 300+ reviews AT LEAST! Now, I will only speak Detailed truth. I’ve had everything “legal mushrooms,” from the purple brand, to lost & found, to all the stuff you find at the best smoke shops around. I am a legal serious mushroom connoisseur, and i’m so good with this “talent” that i have built rapport with every shop i go to and they ask for my review and for me to plug them with new brands that upgrades them from their competitors. i say all of that, simply to add context to this important review. these are hands down the best legal mushrooms i’ve had, from the mindset and perspective of “ok, what I want out of a mushroom product is: actual great taste, ease of use, ease of portability, enough eye candy… to start. now the main event is important, the effect(s). when these say “ONE UP,” (now stay with me on this one.) when they say “one up,” on the come up, in real-time as the effect(s) take place (and i’m on my 2nd piece 1 hour after my 1st piece and it’s 1:49am) the way you process “information” internally, mentally, is .. hmm .. “neo’d” .. what do I mean. I mean, it feels like whatever I choose to do or entertain, is on another level (no pun intended at all.) Now. At this moment i’m sitting here thinking about what i’ve been doing while the effects increase. I remember how and what I was thinking when doing those things, and I realize I do them at a higher degree of.. “understanding”… no .. a connection to something with that boosts “how” i am existing .. right now , effortlessly. honestly, the effect(s) are unexplainable, however the other main thing that matters just as much as the positive effects, are the negative effects. this part is VERY important, since your current/present mental state and intentions WILL effect how mushrooms interact with you. now, there’s another brand i have right now beside me too, by silly farms called magic mushroom chocolate that I thought out of the countless “this is the best thing out,” was the best at that time. however (WARNING ALERT) those things will mess your stomach up and give you crazy nausea, so much that the good effects are almost none existent the more you take, and I only took a max of 3 pieces which is the equivalent of like 1 or 2 pieces of these awesome “ONE up” babies. I love these “one up” pieces of love. it is now 2:00am on the dot and that 2nd piece’s vibe is increasing beautifully with no side effects. i have the kendrick vs drake rare vinyl playing behind me as i type this and these “one up ” babies made me open this vinyl i was going to save for years and resale one day, but i am not mad as I play this vinyl through my Krk Studio monitors. now, i feel like my truth through this review is confirmed with whoever you are reading this. you can feel this truth, when i say these are amazing. on god. on my soul. i feel like I’m being embraced by something great for me that I don’t want to let go…. You will too. just make sure you have pure intentions, and you treat these with respect. if you can roger that and not think too deep about that part, then these will salute you. I senD love and truth to you. Buy them now. they are for you.
(For this part: It’s is now 2:15am after I proofread and made sure I didnt have typos, lol. told you, this was going to be detailed truth. my name is christopher. that means I can’t bring nothing but truth. Love y’all)